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Jonathan
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:15 am Post subject: Signs Your A Bad Cook... |
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Signs Your A Bad Cook...
1. You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.
2. You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.
3. Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat. :shock: :lol:
4. Your family buys Rolaids and Kaopectate in bulk.
5. When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
6. Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.
7. The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.
8. Your microwave display reads "TILT!"
9. Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which. :lol:
10. Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
11. You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
12. Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.
13. You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.
14. Your kids know exactly what 'peas porridge in a pot nine days old' tastes like.
15. Your family prays before AND after they eat! |
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cocodrilo
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
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Location: Kurashiki, Japan
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| I just had a deja vu- wasn't this something Pacion posted on the DF "funstuff & inspiration" corner? :shock: |
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Jonathan
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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cocodrilo wrote: I just had a deja vu- wasn't this something Pacion posted on the DF "funstuff & inspiration" corner? :shock:
Yup! :wink: |
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scorpionguy
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| That's 10 demerits for you, Mr. Site Moderator! :mrgreen: |
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cocodrilo
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| scorpionguy wrote: That's 10 demerits for you, Mr. Site Moderator! :mrgreen: Actually, he should get 10 brownie points as the topic is more apropo over here... |
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Jonathan
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you cocodrilo, my thoughts exactly! :D |
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scorpionguy
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Ok, how about 10 brownies? Mint chip...mmm...:D ;)
SG |
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Pacion
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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cocodrilo wrote: scorpionguy wrote: That's 10 demerits for you, Mr. Site Moderator! :mrgreen: Actually, he should get 10 brownie points as the topic is more apropo over here...
Jonathan wrote: Thank you cocodrilo, my thoughts exactly! :D
What if someone does not visit this Forum for whatever reason :roll: they would have missed out :( :( :(
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Jonathan
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:56 am Post subject: |
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Pacion wrote:
What if someone does not visit this Forum for whatever reason :roll: they would have missed out :( :( :(
That just means that they *should* visit here, that's all! :lol:
Deal SG! I'll accept your 10 mint chip brownies! When can I expect them? :wink: |
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cocodrilo
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| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| I think SG should post the recipe for the mint-chip brownies. I've made everything form rocky-road, blonde, peanut butter to butterscotch brownies, but I've never heard of those! They sound delicious(hint, hint, recipe, recipe!!) :shock: |
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